Patch Notes
Every website is a live service if you never finish it.
New
- Patch notes. You are reading them. This page documents itself, which is more than most of my code can say.
- Sticker energy: tags now arrive slightly crooked, like they were slapped on by hand. Hover one to press it flat.
- Fresh posts wear a NEW starburst for 14 days. After that they are simply posts.
- Posts older than a year now ship with a complimentary coffee stain. Contents may have expired.
Buffed
- Green. The accent color is now green. It was always green in my heart.
Nerfed
- Blue (removed from the meta entirely).
New
- Comments on toys, so you can dispute the Snake high score in writing.
Fixed
- The 404 page passed away. There is a tombstone now. You may play Snake at the funeral.
New
- Hot-pink text selection. Select this sentence to see the best feature on the site.
- Something now lives in the footer. It is undocumented. It is also hungry.
- The console greets people who open devtools. Hello, devtools people.
- Professional mode: one click makes everything gray, Times New Roman, and sad. It also resurrects my old corporate bio as punishment.
Buffed
- Personality (+800%).
- Reading times are now measured in coffees.
- Search actually finds things now, which I am told is the point of search.
Nerfed
- Professionalism. Moved to an optional toggle. Use responsibly.
Removed
- Reactions. Nobody reacted. The commit message says “remove useless reactions” and I stand by it.
New
- V1. Followed shortly by V2 and V3, which is the entire changelog we kept from that era. A dark age. This page exists so it never happens again.
Known issues
- Everything V2 fixed, V3 broke back.
New
- A blog. Layouts, posts, tags, RSS, dark mode — the whole starter kit.
- A Toys page, because a blog without games is just a document.
Known issues
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